February 21, 2005

Things I Wouldn't do at Home for a Klondike Bar

Change more than 50% of the diapers
Watch Bed of Roses
Act like I cared about what happened on Oprah today
Make dinner AND do the dishes… again
Be home alone with our hungry baby, without my earplugs
Act like the guy on Channel 2 News is anything but an idiot
Watch Steel Magnolias
Take turns breastfeeding the baby
Care about politics
Let the fathead who visits his 50 year old girlfriend downstairs park in my parking spot again
Vacuum
Buy another set of placemats that we won't use unless my in-laws visit
Watch Sewing with Nancy
Sit through another pathetic hour of comments about pork fat and BAM
Not get upset when the toilet gets flushed while I'm in the shower
Stop pushing the snooze button
Buy the local sad excuse for Mexican food

Pedro saved iamdiddy's tweet, "One of the greatest weaknesses in most of us is our lack of faith in ourselves. – L. Tom Perry" as a favorite (Jan 10 - 4:40 AM)
Pedro tweeted, "@mrgan Extra vowels are for weeirdos." (Jan 9 - 5:41 PM)
Pedro tweeted, "@mrgan Which Zojirushi do you have? Is it worth the price?" (Jan 5 - 2:53 PM)
Pedro tweeted, "@garrettmurray THAT JUST GIVES YOU A CHANCE TO GET IT ON IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN WHICH IS THE POWER WHAT WERE YOU THINKING" (Jan 4 - 6:08 PM)
Pedro tweeted, "@danielpunkass I know. It's not my first day (or election) following you on twitter." (Jan 4 - 7:02 AM)
Pedro tweeted, "@danielpunkass Not a single one, since they've all already lied before. It's not like we Mormons are perfect. Maybe the Iowan ones are." (Jan 4 - 6:53 AM)
Pedro tweeted, "(Insert joke here about any of the personal care things I haven't done ALL YEAR.)" (Jan 1 - 2:40 PM)