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February 21, 2005

Things I wouldn't do at work for a Klondike Bar

  • Work overtime
  • Continue to work for my boss
  • Cubicle Yoga
  • Read a memo about TPS reports
  • Eat off of the bathroom floor
  • Listen to my co-worker who thinks he hung the moon
  • Stop giving my I'm-bored-out-of-my-mind look
  • Take down my Homestar Runner and Incredibles figurines
  • My job
  • Act like I care
  • Get suckered into a conversation about politics
  • Stop updating my resume daily
  • Act my age
  • Show up earlier than I do
  • Update my calendar for others to see
  • Eat the cafeteria food
  • Take out my headphones so I can actually hear you
  • Convince myself that my boss isn't full of it

By Pedro on 4:13 PM

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