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March 16, 2005

Failed Replacements for the "Never Eat Shredded Wheat" saying that helps teach North, East, South, and West on a Compa

  • Neanderthals Eagerly Smacked Women
  • Nervous Eavesdroppers Seldom Wait
  • Never Eat Soup Wednesdays
  • Negate Every Stupid Weakling
  • Nearly Everyone Smokes Weed
  • Needles Easily Shoot-up Wonders
  • Nobody Enjoys Swallowing Worms
  • Nerdy Etymologists Study Wildly
  • Nasty Erotica Stimulates Wankers
  • North East South West

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