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March 16, 2005

Failed Replacements for the "Never Eat Shredded Wheat" saying that helps teach North, East, South, and West on a Compa

  • Neanderthals Eagerly Smacked Women
  • Nervous Eavesdroppers Seldom Wait
  • Never Eat Soup Wednesdays
  • Negate Every Stupid Weakling
  • Nearly Everyone Smokes Weed
  • Needles Easily Shoot-up Wonders
  • Nobody Enjoys Swallowing Worms
  • Nerdy Etymologists Study Wildly
  • Nasty Erotica Stimulates Wankers
  • North East South West

Pedro's Activity Elsewhere

  • Pedro saved iamdiddy's tweet, "One of the greatest weaknesses in most of us is our lack of faith in ourselves. – L. Tom Perry" as a favorite (Jan 10 - 4:40 AM)
  • Pedro tweeted, "@mrgan Extra vowels are for weeirdos." (Jan 9 - 5:41 PM)
  • Pedro tweeted, "@mrgan Which Zojirushi do you have? Is it worth the price?" (Jan 5 - 2:53 PM)
  • Pedro tweeted, "@garrettmurray THAT JUST GIVES YOU A CHANCE TO GET IT ON IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN WHICH IS THE POWER WHAT WERE YOU THINKING" (Jan 4 - 6:08 PM)
  • Pedro tweeted, "@danielpunkass I know. It's not my first day (or election) following you on twitter." (Jan 4 - 7:02 AM)
  • Pedro tweeted, "@danielpunkass Not a single one, since they've all already lied before. It's not like we Mormons are perfect. Maybe the Iowan ones are." (Jan 4 - 6:53 AM)
  • Pedro tweeted, "(Insert joke here about any of the personal care things I haven't done ALL YEAR.)" (Jan 1 - 2:40 PM)

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