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March 16, 2005

Talents had, but not shown in the Miss America Pageant

  • Eye-Brown Trimming
  • Self-Induced Vomiting
  • Starvation
  • Back Stabbing
  • Blatent Lying

By Pedro on 4:22 PM

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