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March 16, 2005

Things a Toaster would Complain about if Alive

  • Crumbs
  • Inserted metal objects
  • The roughness of toast on the inner smooth metallic surfaces
  • Hot flashes
  • The toaster oven's ego
  • Microwave noise
  • Toaster pastries
  • Second cycle toasting

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