June 13, 2005

Ways in which my Workplace Might be Different if Everybody I Worked with were Literally a Baby

The amount of whining by others about absolutely nothing would be considered "normal"
Placement in the 99th percentile would finally support my observations that a certain butt-kissing, brown-nosing individual is big-headed
We'd have support in saying that everything a certain leader says is just gibberish / baby-talk
It'd be understandable that some people need to have their hand held through a process
Napping at your desk would be expected of you at least twice a day
Being overweight would be socially acceptable and expected
Sexual harassment suits wouldn't get filed because of a little cheek pinching
Attendance to AA meetings wouldn't be suggested to somebody for being on the bottle throughout the day

Pedro saved iamdiddy's tweet, "One of the greatest weaknesses in most of us is our lack of faith in ourselves. – L. Tom Perry" as a favorite (Jan 10 - 4:40 AM)
Pedro tweeted, "@mrgan Extra vowels are for weeirdos." (Jan 9 - 5:41 PM)
Pedro tweeted, "@mrgan Which Zojirushi do you have? Is it worth the price?" (Jan 5 - 2:53 PM)
Pedro tweeted, "@garrettmurray THAT JUST GIVES YOU A CHANCE TO GET IT ON IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN WHICH IS THE POWER WHAT WERE YOU THINKING" (Jan 4 - 6:08 PM)
Pedro tweeted, "@danielpunkass I know. It's not my first day (or election) following you on twitter." (Jan 4 - 7:02 AM)
Pedro tweeted, "@danielpunkass Not a single one, since they've all already lied before. It's not like we Mormons are perfect. Maybe the Iowan ones are." (Jan 4 - 6:53 AM)
Pedro tweeted, "(Insert joke here about any of the personal care things I haven't done ALL YEAR.)" (Jan 1 - 2:40 PM)