Snakes on a Plane

Hollywood has got to be scraping the bottom of the idea barrel with this one. Imagine two guys sitting there saying…

"Okay, what are two things that would go really poorly together?"
"Uh… milk and apples?"
"No no, worse…"
"How about plaid and stripes?"
"No you idiot, something that's actually going to scare somebody - it doesn't have to be realistic at all…"
"Oh, I got it then… a bunch of snakes that get out of their containers while a plane is in the air?!"
"Roll tape – we've got a winner!"

Seriously. I only had to see the preview for a moment before I knew that it would be pure crap. Congratulations Hollywood, you've churned out a great candidate for the worst movie of the year.

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Yeah, how many souls were sold to get this stinkburger made?

I heard the snakes were sprayed with pharamones in the story... Samuel L. Jackson said that they were basically snakes on crack. I haven't seen it, but I already know my favorite part is the creative name.

Yeah, the name alone just pulls me in. None of this "Terror at 30,000 Feet" or "Serpentine Flight 666" or "When you Thought it was Safe to Fly…". Short, sweet, to the point "Crap on Film", er I meant to say "Snakes on a Plane"

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