2005.02.21 Things I wouldn't do at work for a Klondike Bar

• Work overtime
• Continue to work for my boss
• Cubicle Yoga
• Read a memo about TPS reports
• Eat off of the bathroom floor
• Listen to my co-worker who thinks he hung the moon
• Stop giving my I'm-bored-out-of-my-mind look
• Take down my Homestar Runner and Incredibles figurines
• My job
• Act like I care
• Get suckered into a conversation about politics
• Stop updating my resume daily
• Act my age
• Show up earlier than I do
• Update my calendar for others to see
• Eat the cafeteria food
• Take out my headphones so I can actually hear you
• Convince myself that my boss isn't full of it

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