The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

May 5th, 2009

Saw a clueless guy with his shirt untucked 4/5ths of the way, and 1/5th tucked into his underwear - 6 inches above his pants.

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Cinco de Mayo - a yearly reminder that winning a battle doesn’t mean you’ll win a war.

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@danielpunkass Happy commemoration of The Battle of Puebla to you.

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Nothing like XML issues to keep you up until some horrible hour.

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