The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

July 19th, 2012

The only times we refer to our brain in the plural is when someone has a lot of them (i.e. smart), or if we’re zombies.

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@cliftonite Shallow, meaningless closures are just that. I don’t even bother with them anymore. I just put my name, if even that.

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@cliftonite No, of course not. People also don’t like being told, “Hey, you look like crap. Not just today, but pretty much always.”

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Fact: people don’t really like being told “It’s okay you forgot my birthday, since I don’t really care about you either.”

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@markweaver Well, you see… the artist has created a juxtaposition of the original materials to communicate that they’ve run out of ideas.

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