The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

October 8th, 2012

@cliftonite Indeed. I could call AAA, but I’d prefer she just show up… if she can find the spare key.

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Locked my keys in my car. Like a boss.

(2nd time ever, but still pretty funny)

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