The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

January 17th, 2013

Disappointed, but at this point not surprised. Cancer still sucks.

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Remember “twoosh”?

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@gknauss May your baseball team win the pennant this year.

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Just be glad I’m not the tooth fairy in your house, because I’d probably forget to pick teeth up there as well.

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@cliftonite You have failed at New Years Resolution No. 3.

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