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July 4th, 2014

My non-typo version: I told my kids I’d give them $1 if they could lick the end of their elbow. They tried for 30 minutes. Good times.

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@cliftonlabrum You’ve never seen their elbows. Really hard to like those things. Horrific things. Easy to lick. Hard to like.

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@FortuneCookieBI I… don’t know. That shower was pretty bad. I’ll take the bill over experiencing that daily.

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Water heater broke. Not looking forward to my morning shower.

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