The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

September 6th, 2014

An over-the-air music enthusiast helps a football team.

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A nanny and her charges hide from Nazis.

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Friends decide to go camping in storage units.

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A top stops spinning, or potentially doesn’t.

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A priest decides to wear sweatpants while taking an interest in pre-arranged fights.

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A priest bequeaths his friend a treasure map.

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Walmart continues its present day path and renames itself “Buy N Large”

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An astronaut acknowledges his relevance, and lack thereof.

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A town becomes unseasonably ensconced in snow and ice.

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A boy is read a book by his grandfather.

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An orphan becomes obsessed with bats.

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A piece of hand jewelry has undesired side-effects.

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A rodent pulls a young man’s hair.

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@jolasu47 A civil war hero pantomimes to recent acquaintances.

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Recently acquainted sword fighters reveal their mutual non-lefthandedness.

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A man with six fingers on one hand is sought by someone going through an identity crisis.

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A socially awkward red-headed teenager dances to Jamiroquai.

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Kevin Costner shows his butt to a wolf.

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A teenager does not attend school one day.

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