October 19th, 2015

I’d expect to graduate grooma cum laude

Okay. I’m done.

2:27 PM, Oct 19th, 2015 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to longbored

If it’s _that_ targeted, and I did _that_ good of a job washing my dog, maybe they should offer me a scholarship.

2:26 PM, Oct 19th, 2015 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to longbored

Admittedly, I gave my dog a bath this weekend. Maybe it’s hyper-targeted. “You washed that dog like a champ! How about dog beauty school?”

2:24 PM, Oct 19th, 2015 via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to longbored

Targeted ads might not be that bad, because, at this point, I’m tired of being offered pet grooming school discounts.

2:21 PM, Oct 19th, 2015 via Tweetbot for Mac