The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

January 1st, 2016

Aaaaaaand, failed. Oh well. Better luck next year.

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2016 Goal of “No Diet Coke” still going strong.

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Commence string of “I haven’t __________ ALL YEAR” jokes. Wife’s eye-rolling also commences in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1…

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