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January 11th, 2016

I just no-look-over-the-shoulder threw my last green apple slice into the garbage. 1 - nailed it. 2 - some fruit deserves to be thrown away.

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@beep I just realized I hadn’t heard you complaining about Keynote in a while. Just wanted to make sure things were okay.

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