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April 25th, 2016

@MenInBlazers 4 things - “1… 2… C… but most of all…”

Such suboptimal listings.

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Regardless of this weird relationship, poison rears, floating objects, fleeting talents, misguided pipe usage, and more, I love the games.

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We see the Princess with Bowser more than with Mario. Maybe the story has been flipped, and we didn’t know it? (my head asplode!)

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Bowser is just looking for getaways with the princess, but not to keep her permanently. Maybe Princess is okay with this, but just acting?

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fire-wielding talents, and other skills… but in exchange grants koopas a poison derriere? Seems like he just likes playing hard to get.

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Bowser was plotting this adventure, but decided to give Mario some assistance in the form of coins, growth-inducing fungus…

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What does the job posting look like for the coins-for-life exchanger?

Required skills:
Ability to count to 100
Must be able to make change

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Plus, why keep your surplus coins out for anybody to claim? Plus, why store them in well-marked locations [ ? ] ?

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(Apart from wielding that skill on tubes, blocks, and plant-bearing tube/pipes)

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Why is somebody leaving coins floating mid-air? If you had the ability to make things float like that, isn’t there a better application?

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Who in their right mind would see a gigantic, toothy, (possible fire-breathing) plant recede into a tube, then decide to enter said tube?

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Also, Super Mario World spread the misinformation that large, shell-bound creatures can safely be removed from (and reintroduced to) shells.

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Maybe any shell-based creature that is your height (or half it - depending on your fungus consumption) _can_ hurt you just by touch.

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How is it that the back of a koopa hurts Mario? Rear-protruding spikes on a tail or feet? It looks like all shell…

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@willie But everybody knows “media access control” should be abbreviated that way. ;)

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I feel like a rebel with this Totoro review: gorgeous, weird, a bit boring. 6/10.

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