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June 13th, 2016

@dubsmith919 Okay. I’m inspired for my own snack. Good evening. Enjoy this Econ thing you referenced.

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@dubsmith919 Big snack time. Ritualistic slapping of hands together. Pleasure? Dark squad emerged victorious.

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@dubsmith919 Despite attempting to do it, these players are failing repeatedly at putting the ball(?) through the ring.

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@dubsmith919 Wait. These are games? What is this number six they’re referencing? It sounds ominous.

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@dubsmith919 Many of the contestants are changing.

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@dubsmith919 Snack time is over. The small fast light-colored shirt player who throws the ball(?) from afar is taking a longer break.

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@dubsmith919 Though why anyone would try to place themselves above royalty is baffling.

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@dubsmith919 More snacks. My confidence level that the light team will raise their number to above that of their opponent is low.

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@dubsmith919 Eleventy-one points(?), and the royalty must also have had a birthday, or the others felt sorry for him.

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@dubsmith919 The dark squad still has more goal units. The light squad is very quick to run, but should try to be closer to the ring.

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@dubsmith919 The lighter team seems to be putting forth less effort. Possibly saving energy for the next round?

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@dubsmith919 Considering the social obligations of the Royal Family, it’s irresponsible that His Highness would endanger himself here.

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@dubsmith919 I’ve learned the member of the royal family is on the darker squad. His goal units have been eclipsed by his companion.

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@dubsmith919 Oh. The smaller fast player on the light team apparently visited both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans… but I didn’t see water

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@dubsmith919 Whatever this beverage is, it seems to have some sort of growth hormone. These gentlemen seem to be quite tall.

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@dubsmith919 They’re starting again. The dark team still has a larger number than the light squad.

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@dubsmith919 More snacks and drinks. Drinking something with a big G. Grape juice? Ginger ale? Gin?

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@dubsmith919 A player got to attempt more goals without the other players running around. Maybe his birthday?

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@dubsmith919 Apparently there is royalty at the game… but it’s not Queen Elizabeth. Very curious about this.

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@dubsmith919 My typing skills can’t keep up with the speed of the players. It seems that the dark team is holding off the lighter team.

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@dubsmith919 Shall I continue? I hope these are helpful…

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@dubsmith919 The small fast person on the lighter team tossed the ball (?) towards the ring, but missed. Now they’re having more snacks.

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@dubsmith919 To be clear, right now the dark team has more point units than the light team.

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@dubsmith919 Snack time. The players have returned to their corners.

How many rounds is this bout?

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@dubsmith919 A follicly-challenged individual walked without bouncing the throwing device. Apparently against the rules?

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@dubsmith919 The delta in numbers seems to be larger than before.

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@dubsmith919 A guy keeps getting to attempt putting the ball into the ring, seemingly without contest. He’s moderately successful.

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@dubsmith919 The people not playing the game, but wearing some of the same colors seem disappointed by some of the players.

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@dubsmith919 Looky there! The other team did a goal unit. Numbers changed on the screen.

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@dubsmith919 Good exchange of the ball from one player to another of the same uniform.

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@dubsmith919 I’ll live tweet it for you for a bit…

Oh. That guy did a basket.

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@cliftonlabrum @therobfoster Aaand Snopes ruins the fun. I guess I’ll need to clarify this with some people… snopes.com/media/notnews/…

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