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July 23rd, 2016

@cottonbureau Serious Q: what if I want to buy 5 copies of the same (currently) out-of-print shirt… and have them by mid-Aug.? Possible?

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The last one of this exact same brand ran for 4 days continuously… then the garbage man hauled it away.

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I just put one of those endlessly-looping-chirpy-tune chips/speaker/battery things in the light fixture of an elevator. Good times.

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@FortuneCookieBI I saw that joke coming down the pipe, er pike.

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