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December 22nd, 2016

My third wants to give everybody Slurpees for Christmas, but can’t decide if he should put them in one box or two.

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@Blazeorange I feel like I missed the Bowie train by 5-10 years, and never could seem to _get_ it. He’s not the only one in that setup.

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@Blazeorange Never once in my life have I uttered that phrase.

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