The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

November 7th, 2017

@BrandSanderson Insert the obligatory joke about how you got my email address wrong.

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siri melt all snow on the streets sidewalks and driveways I interact with for my lifetime

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First snowflakes spotted in my direct vicinity. Commence winter mental funk.

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@danthat It’s easier to get a new keyboard than new jokes amiright

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@danthat I would not. Too many Americans think thats a game you play with your hands. Plus, I don’t know what a bir..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…RB

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