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April 18th, 2018

“… and we also brought some hotdogs and the stuff for s’mores. Fortunately, it seems we have a bit more time to r..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…O6

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“… Also, I made this other video of some neighborhood teenagers trying to climb what I called ‘Mt. Tumbleweed’. L..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…oy

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“… I also made a video of it, in case you want to watch that. Still though… I feel really bad.”

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I’d love to light that pile on fire, however… but I’d have some explaining to do when the house went up with the pitwitter.com/i/web/status/9…mFcf

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@Blazeorange Take inspiration from them - tuck and roll!

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In case you needed another reason to NOT live in High Desert of Southern California… youtube.com/watch?v=toL83V…

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i am not talking about soft pretzels here my frens those are delicious especially if u make them at home and u make..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…R5

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Pretzels - “A Twisted Path to Disappointment”™

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Apparently, somebody complained specifically about smells coming from our team of five. In a cube farm office.

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