The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

October 10th, 2014

@willie Let’s not forget iocane powder. Great. Two more items added to my “Things I Need to Build Up an Immunity To” list.

via Twitter Web Client in reply to willie

Emerging from their depressing cave of summer, the first Uggs of the season have been spotted, roaming free, signaling the end of humanity.

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