2005.06.13 Ways in which my Workplace Might be Different if Everybody I Worked with were Literally a Baby

The amount of whining by others about absolutely nothing would be considered "normal"
Placement in the 99th percentile would finally support my observations that a certain butt-kissing, brown-nosing individual is big-headed
We'd have support in saying that everything a certain leader says is just gibberish / baby-talk
It'd be understandable that some people need to have their hand held through a process
Napping at your desk would be expected of you at least twice a day
Being overweight would be socially acceptable and expected
Sexual harassment suits wouldn't get filed because of a little cheek pinching
Attendance to AA meetings wouldn't be suggested to somebody for being on the bottle throughout the day