- Plastic cup with a half inch of water
- Pringles Can - Sweet Mesquite BBQ Flavor
- Torengos Can - Splash of Salsa Flavor
- 5 inch rusted iron star, not communist based
- Bottled water container from a bumpy airline flight
- Candy canes, 4 colored, 6 standard
- Plastic cup labeled "DON'T TOUCH, NO TOQUES, NE PIPKAJ, NE DIRAJ, THIS IS A SCIENCE EXPERIMENT." with mixture of Cherry Coke, Water, Caffeine Free Diet Coke, Arby's Horsey Sauce, and bread crumbs (sealed closed with clear packing tape, and straw hole packed with the bandage from my arm when I gave blood a few months ago).
- Cinnamon Gum under desk on right side from last peon who sat here.
Originally titled: Words that Tell me that my Staff Meeting has gotten to the point of a Bunch of People Acting Like they know what they're Talking About
- Strategy
- Taxonomy
- Template
- Portal
- Methodology
- Curriculum
- Progress
- Compliance
- Develop
- Server
- Module
- Objective
- Sales
- Define
- Plan
- Initiative
- Metrics
- Blueprint
- Philosophy
- Framework
- Agreement
- Analyze
- Progress
- The Places You have Come to Private Press
- You've Come a Long Time
- Barely Before Legal
- And Justice For 7 First Dates
- Sergeant Pepper's Revolver
- Ultimate Seventies Day's Nights
- Son by Four
- The Ego Has Fat People
- Afterglow for Americana
- Artifact for the People
- Baptism for Sale
- The Ultimate Ex-Skank
- Ben Folds Laundry
- Better Living Through Secrets
- Steady Mary
- Buena Vista Social Fairytale
- Good News for People Who Like Gravity
- Buenos Mystery Tour
- Closer Collective Come
- The Girl in the Other Gorge
- Daft Dave Matthews
- Donde Estan Los Hard Candy
- In the Pursuit of Ignition
- Drowning en el Bar
- Everybody Needs el Bar 2
- Everyday en el Bar 3
- Return to the Floor
- How does your Franz Ferdinand
- Ixnay on the Jerry Seinfeld
- Left of the Naked
- Let it Be on Two Legs
- New Favorite Naked Baby Photos
- Just Push Me
- Red Letter Chief
- Maladroit
- The Miseducation of Love
- Swiss Army Score
- 5 Boroughs Under the Table
- Prolonging the Pies
- Flutterby
- Boxcar in Paris
- Take off your Pants and Jacket
- It was actually very nice, considering it was my first time.
- I prefer it when done with peanut butter.
- Despite our previous conjectures that the adjustment might make little difference, I see a very large improvement with even such a small enhancement.
- When the third person comes, it will be much more productive.
- No, I'm fixed.
- Have you tried that with somebody else?
- Try taking off the protection.
- More RAM would be nice.
- You're fired.