- What are you talking about Willis?
- What is it that you are saying, Willis?
- Pray tell me thy bidding, Willis.
- After a moment of reflection, I desire further enlightenment, Willis.
- I'm afraid that I've drawn a blank from your words, Willis.
- Willis, further information am I requiring to decipher your intentions.
- ¿Que en el mundo, Willis?
- Pardon me, but I have failed to grasp your meaning, Willis.
- Would you be so kind as to clarify, Willis?
- (As a bit of a side note on this one, I was inspired, due to the fact that my wife seems unable to say the phrase correctly. She generally will say "Whachu talking about, Willis?" Here's to you Maria.)
Let me start this on the proper note: 'ding!'. Yes, that's a positive note, also recognized as me saying "I Love Life Cereal". This morning, while on vacation, I was enjoying a bowl of Life cereal. I hadn't had it in a while, due to my spree of buying welfare cereal (those big 'ol bags for such a low price… how can you go wrong?), and was reminded of just how good they were. Something that drew my attention was a little saying that they had on the back of the box (I gotta have something to read while I'm sitting there). "Enjoy every spoonful!" What if I don't, huh? What are you going to do to me if I don't? Wanna make something of it?
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- The amount of whining by others about absolutely nothing would be considered "normal"
- Placement in the 99th percentile would finally support my observations that a certain butt-kissing, brown-nosing individual is big-headed
- We'd have support in saying that everything a certain leader says is just gibberish / baby-talk
- It'd be understandable that some people need to have their hand held through a process
- Napping at your desk would be expected of you at least twice a day
- Being overweight would be socially acceptable and expected
- Sexual harassment suits wouldn't get filed because of a little cheek pinching
- Attendance to AA meetings wouldn't be suggested to somebody for being on the bottle throughout the day
Some people are horrible at moving. I'm talking about moving in the "I'm changing homes" type of moving, not the "I've fallen and I can't get up" type of moving. They're total idiots about it. Sure, moving isn't the most common thing out there. But just remember, people who volunteer to help you move are there to help you move things into a moving vehicle, not to pack your life into some boxes, or clean your house in an effort to get past the filth and get to the things that actually need to be moved. To make things simple, you've got a group of people there that are willing to help move boxes for anywhere from 2-4 hours. Stretch it beyond that, and you're begging to be backhanded.
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I'm not a very hairy guy. Despite having hairy arms and legs, it doesn't go much further. Hairy backs are an interesting thing. They don't seem to follow any real pattern in heredity. I'm not upset because people have hairy backs. They can't do anything about it (except wax it, use Nair, or go crazy with duct tape or the tweezers). That's not the point. The rest of us don't really care to look at what you've got back there. Let's talk about the details here.
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