- Eye-Brown Trimming
- Self-Induced Vomiting
- Starvation
- Back Stabbing
Blatent Lying
- Seriously, do I even need a list for this? Have you seen where your dog's tongue has been lately?
- Dakari
- Juan
- Osama
- Yao
- Vladimir
- Neanderthals Eagerly Smacked Women
- Nervous Eavesdroppers Seldom Wait
- Never Eat Soup Wednesdays
- Negate Every Stupid Weakling
- Nearly Everyone Smokes Weed
- Needles Easily Shoot-up Wonders
- Nobody Enjoys Swallowing Worms
- Nerdy Etymologists Study Wildly
- Nasty Erotica Stimulates Wankers
- North East South West
- Billy the Springtime Badger
- Fred the Rabid Easter Ferret
- Arty the Anaconda
- Betty the Beautiful Black Widow
- Larry the Fun-Loving Lobster
- Ronald McDonald