My windshield wipers worked perfectly fine. They had a good clean sweep, not leaving behind any of those little water trails. I bet I could have had a whole truck-load of water poured on there at any given moment and those wipers would have taken care of it right away. They were truly wonderful wipers.
Read more...The meetings are held every second tuesday of the month at 7 PM. They meet in City Hall, down the first hall on the left. You'll find them all together in the third room on the right. They stand and tell their names. The others greet that person by their name. They then say that they're an addict, and have been for a given amount of time. Welcome to your local meeting of PBAA - Progress Bar Addicts Anonymous.
Read more...They act like it's an alien. The look in their face is that of pure terror. They've got a look in their eyes like, "I'm only going to do this because lots of people are watching me." They always go straight for the head, and stay there. They move their hand in really awkward movements.
Read more...The clip of the dancing trombone player, babies spitting up, the fruitcake lady, foreign commercials, sports bloopers, every joke imaginable, how hell is exothermic, whatever. One "friend" sent you all of those emails. You've seen each of those emails and you know they're coming again, because this one friend is a total retard when it comes to email.
Read more...The Drive-Through at fast food "restaurants" has always been interesting to me. We're going to examine some of the finer points and see just how whacked the whole setup is. You, no doubt, have noticed some of these same things, but maybe you've been too afraid to bring them up, fearing that it's all just another way of the man trying to put you down.
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