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Blog entries tagged "soap_box"

2005.05.02 Specific

Let me be pacific. I'm going to get out a grass skirt, coconut top, and let me ge lei-ed. Every time somebody says "pacific" when they most likely intend to say "specific" I automatically visualize that person in that attire. They're sitting back, sipping drinks, watching the ocean, and getting ready for the luau in the evening.

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2005.05.02 Couldn't Care Less

Let's clarify something that too many people just don't seem to understand.

In general, if you care about something (whether you choose to say it or not), it has a place of importance with you. If it was demoted in some fashion, then you might care less about it. If it was promoted, you might care more about it. Following this thinking, there is a scale of care on which something might be measured, and a certain amount of care that might be allocated to anything.

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2005.05.02 Bangs

All things should be done in moderation. It's okay to have a piece of chocolate, but you probably don't want to fire down a whole box or else you'll feel a little sick. If you'd like a drink, go for it, but don't go overboard, otherwise you could end up in the hospital. You get the point.

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2005.04.28 Utah Accents

Let's start this out with a couple of words, and I want you to say them out loud. Listen carefully to yourself as you say each of the words. We'll discuss these pronunciations later.

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2005.04.28 (Some) Utah Drivers

Some Utah drivers are special. There are just a couple things that have come to my attention lately which I want to address.

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