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In Back to the Future, why was Lorraine’s dad driving so fast (when he hit Marty) if he was right in front of his own house?

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I lived in El Salvador for nearly two years. From what I witnessed, the people were kind, caring, selfless, focused..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…v0

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@willie If such a thing exists in VSCode, it’s news to me. (Then again, I don’t ever recall seeing such a thing in..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…UE

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@willie Make sure you have the language plugin installed. Intellisense kicks in once you start typing. (The plugin..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…vA

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@dineshyd14 @DataCamp I agree - but obviously they don’t do support (or acknowledge support requests) via Twitter…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…oZ

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@dineshyd14 @DataCamp I doubt Twitter is the right way to reach them, and tweeting random people who have mentioned..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…QM

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@Blazeorange The less-bearded Blaine looks better… regardless of age.ox

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I need your help - I’m close to finishing this resolution from 2017. I just need to lose 20 pounds in the next 9.5 hours!

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@AngeBassa Sounds delicious! Is the recipe you’re using available online?

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If Amazon printed a catalog, I wonder what it would look like.

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My < 2 year old just called me, yelled “SUCKER”, banged the phone around, then hung up.

You’re doing a fine job at parenting.

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@BrandSanderson I knew they had spikes… but that’s a unique placement of them.

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I missed a spot while shaving.

At least I know what I’m going to obsess over for the rest of the day.

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Hey guys, I don’t mean to brag, but I just got emailed a great offer to save a bunch of money on medication.

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Interesting fact: the person who speaks next in every daily (in-person) stand-up meeting is always next to the current speaker.

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