The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

Recent tweets

@MorganShandro I want a big hug from my family today so I can make it tomorrow.

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@cottonbureau But that newsletter is long gone at this point, so I’m quibbling over something that clearly doesn’t matter. I’ll stop. Sorry.

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@cottonbureau Seriously though… 18,314 miles away is wrong. That’s the number of kilometers, not miles.

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@danthat Given that there it is a “Big Mac”, did you also see if they have a regular “Mac” or even a “Biggest Mac”. Asking for a friend.

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@audiblesupport @nicjohnson @BrandSanderson I finally got two portions to download (~23 hours). I restarted the app..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…NT

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This continues to be the best joke I can make on the topic.

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I am unable to make a better joke than this.

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@LFC @patrikberger73 No need for special effects on that one (seriously). That goal is special enough on its own.

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danthat This is canonically not true it can cling to the back of a Star Destroyer pic.twitter.com/dlTOIfonZ4

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@SQLProApp Any way to make the results pane remember a new size when hidden/re-run?

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@stop I think it was the right call. You’ve done, what I think is, an appropriate mix that encourages action, regardless.

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@stop @GreaterInk Religiously, this is translated to “Faith + Works” - acknowledging both aspects belong together…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…pz

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