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Only the freshest and most-relevant jokes here, folks.

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“You know that rather unimpressive dish of ground beef, ketchup, veggies, spices, and bread? I’m going to name my music group after that.”

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@Mikel_Jollett @willie Crazy.

Unrelated: I’m so glad that reggaeton beat just keep thumping along…

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The apps I’m most reluctant to admit are a loss..pic.twitter.com/juRZiBYVCLCL

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@cliftonlabrum “But we have Google+!”
*barf sounds by everyone else*

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Lycos Yahoo Jeeves Bing DuckDuckGo don’t at me I am serious

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OH: “I did a Google search…”

Unless that conversation is about specific search engines, does it matter where/how you searched?

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@darth i am a bit disappointed there is not a picture of Nessy wearing the ring cmon darth you know you can do this i believe in you

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@johndilworth I can only imagine during this fire that it’s ultra important. 3rd party clients do this wonderfully,..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Jz

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@bruthafish @utahpadre But does @utahpadre’s wife finally know about the collection?

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@shauninman That helmet is lit.



Okay, I’ll stop.

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At 15 trillion gallons of rain, that’s enough to fill two (20k gallon) swimming pools _per person_ in the entire USA.

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