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@Blazeorange How do you feel about bears and Battlestar Galactica?

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@Blazeorange You’ve never been more among friends than this moment. Welcome!

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@cabel I promise I’ll stop sharing random things with you… but yet again this one seems up your alley (though it’..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rq

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@Blazeorange “Snap Into* A Slim Jim!”

*(but don’t try to chew)

Asterisks are really hard to hear.

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@nextdraft “Sir Mix-A-Clot” had me laughing out loud at my desk. (And it hardly would have been my first time when reading the newsletter.)

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tl;dr - 5 bites didn’t pass QC.

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I know it’s technically a different product… but maybe Macho Man Randy Savage’s end-of-Slim-Jim-commercial smile..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…RH

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First bite. This is going to be an adventure.

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I just started eating a Matador Original Snack Stick. Let’s see how long I can make it before I get to one of those..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mw

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I’ve loved (and used) Kirby since version 1. Great product, and great support. Maybe you’ll love it too. twitter.com/getkirby/statu…

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@beep The latter half of this reminds me of your “night brain” jokes. twitter.com/codinghorror/s…

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@mayli I had never heard this one, but thanks to some help from the RAE, I may need to start using it. Thanks!

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I’ve had a brand new Mac Mini for days that I can’t yet turn on. I’ve been waiting for free time on the only HDMI s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…GP

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@willie Not torn up. Just… that filmy feeling.

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@TheRealFunyuns the Funyuns both smelled and tasted better than my Funyun breath smells

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I ate some Funyuns on purpose. AMA.

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I’m not having very positive feelings about case-sensitive (non-ID) database columns right now.

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@cabel I’m sorry for what just happened to your productivity for the day.

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@cabel Thought this thread might be of interest to you and your OST thang. jwfan.com/forums/index.p…

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@gruber It would appear his index finger on his left hand is hurt - notice the coloring close to the nail. Also mig..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…J8

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