The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

September 2008

Just because the container says it’s salad dressing doesn’t mean it has any business actually being on a salad.

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@strude Don’t hold your breath… I remember your optimism at the beginning of this season, though others might not.

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Head-down kind of day.

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Boom goes the dynamite.

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@rands Mr. Potatoe Head himself? ;)

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The Dark Knight… again.

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Congrats to The Brothers Chaps on StrongBad Email #200. Pretty cool how far H*R has come.

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Rarely happy about rain.

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I pour liquids with my left hand… except 2 liter bottles, which I pour with my right.

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The big (little) blankie experiment has commenced.

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Linerider for the iPhone, FTW.

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Gozer’s flat top makes me glad I never got my hair cut like that.

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@danielpunkass Undoubtedly Photo Booth will entertain your boy in due time… and web pages in a bit more.

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@danielpunkass Spooky that mine turned out to be right next to yours. Somber DPunkA… smiling Pedro with a kid…

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@rands Don’t see your mug shot up there yet….

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Just listed my first item in eBay… only took me 6 years to do it. http://tr.im/1im

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Saving a junkload on new insurance… seriously… almost half of what it was before.

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Pretty stoked about MacRabbit.com’s announcement of Espresso. REALLY looking forward to trying it out.

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@Blazeorange Nah. It’s the big cheese visiting for a few hours tomorrow.

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I think we just did a lot of work for someone who won’t care as much as people think he will.

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@cameronmoll @cliftonite and I could both help you with that. I still think the benefits of the upgrade far outweigh the pains

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Feeling that post-vacation-difficult-to-focus feeling.

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788 unread feed items… in 5 days. Might be time to unsubscribe from some. On another note, it’s good to have cell phone coverage again.

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Less/no bars in some places.

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Lander, Why Home In? A Mickey D’s and not much else.

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Trying not to mentally be on vacation already.

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172,222.2 miles. This beaut could be yours for a very low price. ;)

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Cottage cheese is better than I remember it being.

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Pretty stoked about Lance Armstrong’s return.

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Bride and groom wearing sunglasses while having dinner FTW

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El Toro Viejo in Logan, Utah.

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Wrong suit coat for these pants

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Twitterrific 1.1

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Corporate IT policies sometimes don’t have a human factor.

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@cliftonite Call you closest CFA and see if they have it too. FTW - for the win

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Free Chick-Fil-A breakfast FTW

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I forgot just how much energy a routine like this drains from you.

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Just noticed how old my hands look.

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@cliftonite Yeah, all the political stuff is a bit much for me.

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Might need to unfollow almost everyone until November 5th. I really just like my Mac… and Apple… and some other stuff.

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Sometimes you really can’t be too direct.

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New crack in the windshield. Certainly not going to pass safety inspection next year.

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There will be pain tomorrow.

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@rands car… not cat. iPhone sees both as real words

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@rands Flux Capacitor in the hover versioned cat so I could have an overpriced base machine yet still see history - and take a passenger

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Excel awesomeness. nerdfactor

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And so begins the great loss… round 1.

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Redesigned and deployed. Small kinks to work out.

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iPhone eBay Application = Dangerous Combo

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Snow on the mountains

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7 pieces of furniture moved, 11 things re-hung or hung for the first time, 4 areas of the home impacted, 1 happy wife, 1 tired me. Labor day

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@cliftonite You’re weird. I like it as well, but furniture seems to get heavier each time I move it.

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Doing the Fall home reorganization/revamp.

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