The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

December 2008

Eddie Bauer Wrinkle Resistant shirts, FTW.

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Just saw a respectable looking senior citizen with both of her nostrils pierced, of course.

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Witnessing passive agression at its best/worst.

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@cliftonite Try Bajio’s shrimp tacos. That honey butter they grill them in is key (as well as the mango salsa)

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Homemade blue cheese burgers, FTW - seriously.

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@cameronmoll Thunderdome, Big Ben, or the tabernacle’s organ… you choose.

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@rands Or it says “I don’t know you well enough any more, and gifts I normally buy for you are really lame, so I’m just going to trust you.”

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Happy to be done with the shortest/worst day of the year.

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Some shows are far superior when viewed in rapid succession. Survivor is, believe it or not, one of those.

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Thanks for not putting glitter in your Christmas card, or any other card to me… seriously.

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@PattiAnastasia I doubt you needed all this time to make you truly thankful for electricity - just another bad joke by the power company.

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@danbenjamin Nothing I hate more than cookies running rampant… curse that Safari for letting ‘em out.

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Car repairs to the tune (up) of $600. On the plus side, I can appreciate people who deal in cash.

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@strude Congrats again on the new job.

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17 days until I return to work. Not entirely sure what to do with myself.

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Not sure just passed out the laser pointers to 400 employees before a town hall, but that’s bad planning.

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T minus 2.5 days.

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Snow for the 4th day in a row… and officially it’s still not winter.

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Hoping Santa gives me a thumb drive, since I still don’t have one and I want it to hijack my AppleTV.

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Watching Looney Tunes with my oldest and remembering how much I love ‘em.

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Wrangling kids at a Santa party for the little ones.

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I wonder when the day will be that my kids pass my tech savviness.

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Kay-suh-dill-uhs. (“dee-uh” is overrated)

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Bowling for the third time this year

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@cliftonite Canon Powershot A570 IS. Might be handy as a carry-anywhere camera. Won’t hold a candle to my DSLR Nikon for true photography.

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Just won a new (2nd gen) Nano. Traded it for a Canon Powershot. FTW.

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$300 for Vector Magic? Yeah, right. Try making it mac-like and do more than just convert bitmaps to vectors.

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@PattiAnastasia I know my daughter wouldn’t care, and she fits the criteria. They’re too caught up in it all to care what you wrapped it in.

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Zoo Christmas lights FTL.

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I said come, on, fhqwhgads. I said come on fhqwhgads.

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Sure would be nice if the Apple TV worked with an external hard drive. Mine is chock full.

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The firewall at work is socially inhibiting, and punishes those who do the most work. Go figure.

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That was a lot of Christmas trees. I’m glad I only have to decorate one.

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@cliftonite Going to make your twitter stream a personal thing, or sticking with the news updates? Must have followers who don’t use RSS.

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