The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

August 2008

@cliftonite Is that like a frozen reese’s peanut butter cup (sans chocolate)?

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That “feel like I’ve wasted my weekend, but don’t really care because I still have another day” feeling

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@rands I like to have subscriptions to my sports teams schedules too

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2000 strips of bacon

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I once knew a guy who made mens three-piece suits by hand. Incredibly impressive to watch him work.

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@macalope Didn’t Steve Jobs claim the best thing that happened to him was getting fired from Apple?

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Bowling for the second time in 10 days and third time in a year. Did alright.

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Pizza for the third time in four meals… hold for the review

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Ice that sits perfectly shaped to the side of your glass while you drink… is evil.

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Not sure why kids honestly think they can help at moving parties.

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@rands Download the TWL word list and go for it.

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Bee stings are far less of a big deal than I remember them being. First one (2, actually) in 7 years.

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Just witnessed child #2’s first steps

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@danielpunkass Now you know how the rest of us feel… those of us who can’t program at all

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Broken car. Walking to work.

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Explaining I Can Has _____ to my wife. I don’t think she gets it.

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@gruber Sweat & incontinence, mixed with sour milk, and stale air fresheners

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@gruber Yes, but your email headers will give away your true master address.

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@cliftonite Don’t forget Apple/Command-Q… but that’d be too intuitive to you Windows converts

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@cliftonite At least it’s not the whistling part from Walk Like an Egyptian

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Burger Bar in Roy, Utah

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(delayed, due to TiVo) That finish was UNbelievable. Wow.

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Neither roasted nor containing chicken, this Instant Lunch is really falling short.

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100 miles in 90 degrees w/o air conditioning. Stop. Shower time.

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@cliftonite But it does with cheese… not cottage cheese or yogurt… Or eggs, but it does with egg whites.. and your face.

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Wishing matting at the framing store would accept RGB or hex values.

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Wow. It just seems unreal. That’s some impressive swimming.

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@rands Thought about starting a couple hours late instead?

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Teaching the youngest to say “cheers” with her sippy cup. A in parenting for the day.

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Amazing race… honestly.

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@simplebits They don’t. Otherwise all of us parents wouldn’t feel so unsocial.

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Watched WAY too much of the Olympics today. Unrelated: opened Mail for the first time on my Mac since Wednesday.

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@adamengst That’s pronounced “wench” ;)

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Mind boggling how stand-offish some people can be.

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Let the games begin. Pretty slick opening ceremonies. Go USA!

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Today I finished what may be my most awesome database ever.

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Noticed a new freckle on my forehead. Weird.

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@cliftonite Seems logical. Not too far off from the whole AppleTV thing.

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Seriously, when I say “Don’t use this tool, because you haven’t been trained on it.” I mean it.

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@rands But the real question is… what number?

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@Blazeorange Ol laser voice himself, eh? I feel the love from here.

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@cliftonite Couldn’t you make the next big thing?

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@athrock Glad to see you using Twitter again. With Twitterrific on your new iPhone, it gives you no excuse to not tweeting. Awesome phone.

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Double unit on an apheresis machine. Should be interesting.

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@gruber I bet you’re right. I’ll start investigating tomorrow morning.

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@cliftonite yet another social networking site in which I’m not involved.

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Proud to not stay up till 2 playing with this thing. So far? I love it.

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@cliftonite Trying my best to like it. So far so good. You’ll get one soon enough.

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Commence iPhone 3G.

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Hi-ho, hi-ho.

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Jiggity jig.

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At the park with the kids.

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Favorite Mexican food for lunch.

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Disneyland out the window.

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Think “Master Packer”, Be a Master Packer

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Poolside cribbage

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@cliftonite Not any more. I broke down and told her. She’s excited.

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@cliftonite Back before Monday… so I can pick up the iPhone(s) then. :)

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Laughing about our traditional marshmallow fight we had last night.

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Morning babysitting duties.

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@cliftonite 1 week, but who’s counting. However long it’s been, it’s been long enough to get sunburned.

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@cliftonite Out of state and unable to pick it up. And yes, 3 weeks. Still pretty stoked.

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