The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

June 2022

@simplebits Kernball
Ted’s Ticket
Standup Double
Four Six Three
Obstructed View
Pennant
Fall Classic

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“LIV” is just a trick by big sports media to get me to read about something until I figure out it’s talking about golf not soccer.

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@chockenberry YOU WILL NOT GET ME TO CLICK THAT LINK THIS TIME CHOCK I WILL NOT GIVE YOU UP

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@willie Number one support question I get is always password-related.

Suggested and synced passwords are a blessin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…U0

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The news cycle has moved on, but I’m still not keen on him owning this platform.

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@darth my coworker’s sister used to stifle her sneezes and at one point her eye sure enough popped out and with a v..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gb

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@darth also despite how much i practiced it and how important stop drop and roll seems in very select situations i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8S

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