The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

March 2013

He IS risen. Sometimes, science as we understand it really _can’t_ explain something… yet. I’m okay with that.

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@willie “Well, kind of. Instead of brains, he wants your souls… yeah.”

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@madeby You just keep rubbing it in about those awesome market-acquired boxes of yours. ;)

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@DavidStensrud That place looks miserable.

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@FieldNotesBrand You know you’re going to need to sell a sticker of that beautiful, script Field Notes from the last road sign on the video.

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Alright @FieldNotesBrand. Quit stalling, and tell me what the latest thing is that I won’t be able to live/write without.

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@therobfoster It probably sucks… but not in the good way a vacuum should. Also, who pours out a bunch of goldfish just to vacuum them up?

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Yo dawg, I heard you got AT&T LTE at your house. FTW.

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Surprised Dionne Warwick didn’t see her bankruptcy coming sooner. l.lbs.im/19

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Thank you for letting me use my snowblower one more time. It’s okay if it all melts now.

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@nicjohnson They’re on Grantland or @MenInBlazers. It’s an incredible podcast. Their commentary during USMNT games (or EPL matches) is great

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@nicjohnson I hope (probably more than I should) that you’re a Men in Blazers listener. They’re mostly EPL, but they love MLS and USMNT too.

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@jasonlynes It appears you and I currently stereotype @cliftonite in the same way. Add RoR and Apple fanaticism to this.

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@cliftonite It’s been your long-communicated dream to get paid to do Wayne’s World, so to speak. Your paths keep approaching each other.

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@cliftonite So what you’ve found makes you miserable and costs you money? Oh, my apologies.

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@cliftonite You know we’re all happy for you that you’ve found something you haven’t gotten bored with and makes money for you, right?

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@stevealfandre You win some sort of prize for being the first person ever (!) to identify the inspiration for my avatar.

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Just got a high score.

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I changed my (2-bladed) razor blade today for the first time since June 23, 2012, used 3 times weekly. cc/@cliftonite

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@madeby Too bad for me, but how nice for you. What a great find! Thanks for the response.

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@cliftonite You know… you’re supposed to move to AZ in the winter, not right before it gets unbearable.

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@cliftonite That’s what I said about the Jazz when I moved to UT. Now I’ve reached peace with them. It helps that they’re inconsequential.

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@cliftonite That’s too bad, but then again, internets.

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@jasonlynes That place is an armpit… but worth visiting at least once.

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@madeby That’s not the standard archival box… They’re almost perfect. What are those?

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Just trashed my own house, because I told my kids leprechauns get upset when people try to catch them… with marshmallow-baited traps.

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@willie Then again, I spend every day all day staring at SQL, and there’s more than one way to skin a cat, and SQL is probably the wrong way

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@willie True. I was referring more to extracting the date to it’s own column, and the time to it’s own, so that = would work on an index.

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@willie Yeah, that’s a crime. Slap an index on that thing and save the world a CPU or two.

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@willie Absolutely, plus you’re just asking for errors in conversion.

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@willie I disagree, so long as you have a parameter that can adjust that DATE (ala DATE_ADD). “Show me actions within the past X days”.

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@paulmayne I’m just waiting to get my hands on a web-based version of DayOne, now that I’m stuck on a PC at work.

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@willie @danbenjamin My oldest did as well until she turned 8.

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Hey @lancearmstrong, this is a bit random, but I’m still pretty disappointed in you. Also, cancer stills sucks.

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@FIW77 The stench of potential relegation appears to be too nasty for them to see through to January.

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Whenever Gloria Estefan dies, I’ll be really disappointed if “Siesta Foreva” isn’t used in at least one tribute.

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@RealSaltLake Perfect. Thanks for the response.

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@RealSaltLake At what age do kids need to have their own ticket? Can’t seem to find the info on your site.

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Just tossed salt over my shoulder. I’m glad Sea Bass isn’t here.

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@Mathewh You should write it as a giant jumble of video game metaphors. “Grew up in the mushroom kingdom. Only konami-coded with friends…”

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@abhi347 All I’m saying is, I love the updates, just not the numbering schema. For example, FF 18 to 19 is minuscule compared to FF 2 to 3.

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@abhi347 I’m all for updated software. I just miss meaningful .x updates. The speed at which the base version # gets updated is just silly.

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Really, it should be, “If you have a version number that lasts more than 4 hours, I mean weeks, it’s probably not Firefox.”

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Mathewh ur not dumb, crazy, or afraid if u need to ask someone for help re: ur mental health. it’s like seeing a doc when you’ve the flu.

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