The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

January 2017

@spurs By the looks of it, @1JOLOLO wants a refund for his towel.

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@phillryu I know. That was bad. I’m sorry. Carry on.

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@phillryu But then again, that was a cool movie, and one we all knew was fake. Air Bud? It _could_ happen. You never know…

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@phillryu Kids aren’t known to be discerning. I know I didn’t recognize The Wizard as the movie-long Super Mario Bros 3 ad it was…

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@phillryu I have a feeling it’ll devolve to Air Bud, and Angels in the Outfield, no matter what at this point.

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@phillryu Live tweet the first episode, and you’ll see who your real friends are…

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@phillryu Looks more like a vlog… false advertising.

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PatrickRothfuss This is something you should probably read. twitter.com/dyllyp/status/…

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@danthat And they get confused if you don’t say the “www” part. “Is that even a legitimate site?”

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Young_Seneca Alright so the bar has been set now I just need everyone’s help, please retweet this so I can fulfill my dream🙌🏼 pic.twitter.com/HLgOvexLQr

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@chockenberry tiny, not very fleshy palms happened. nbd.

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Nice try, cars with eyelashes.

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@BadRealtyPhotos And a portrait of an officer in the cat brigade… naturally.

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This is going to be a long four years.

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“I’m ‘bout to stroll over there with a firearm, just in case. (Loads up the trusty ‘ol rubberband gun…)twitter.com/Curtisgwalker/…81

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@beep Oh no. Not these again. They’re too funny! The last time I referenced nightbrain @drinkerthinker blocked me :( twitter.com/longbored/stat…

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@HenryHoffman I got an Xbox controller, and played @huethegame. It was great. Well done.

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One day, maybe when I retire, I’d love to have every dish in my home be clean and put away. Just once, to see what it looks like.

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@altonbrown We had the Chicken Parmesan Balls tonight from Everyday Cook. They were fantastic. Looking forward to other recipes in there.

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Who issues these “frustration-free” package certifications? I’d like to meet that person, and see their business card.

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