The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

January 2013

@willie Going (back) to a new company. Starting on the first, for benefits sake.

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Unemployed until tomorrow. Engage: sweatpants and poor personal hygiene.

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@johndilworth “Invite” getting used as a noun - “I’ll send you the invite for that.”

Also, “social media”.

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@MenInBlazers In the shaving cream supply closet of the an MLS refs.

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@Mathewh I’m not thinking straight. Samus would be upset. I’m just glad I didn’t say something _really_ dumb like Pokemon.

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@stevealfandre He might not have been a Bulldog starter, but maybe he’d have started at WJ.

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@Blazeorange It was _an_ ending, I suppose. I was overwhelmed by the war, and underwhelmed by several aspects. ★★★☆☆

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Just finished The Wheel of Time. Weird to know the series is done. Guess I’ll find something else to read.

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@Mathewh My auto-URL shortener botched that one. Keepvid .com is where/how I download YouTube/Vimeo

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I thought the Pope-rah was supposed to wear that funny hat for confessions. What gives?

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Disappointed, but at this point not surprised. Cancer still sucks.

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Remember “twoosh”?

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@gknauss May your baseball team win the pennant this year.

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Just be glad I’m not the tooth fairy in your house, because I’d probably forget to pick teeth up there as well.

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@cliftonite You have failed at New Years Resolution No. 3.

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@gilbertglee You looked like your pictures. I caught the tail end of it, and recognized you from Twitter. Congrats on the @kitchenly spot.

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@danielpunkass Auto-tune is their performance enhancing drug.

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Had LMFAO lived in a true winter climate, the line probably would have been, “Every day I’m shovelin’.” Probably.

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@beep I think @chockenberry would say that any article written in CHOCKLOCK is superior to one that’s not.

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@Mathewh And lets be honest, you can’t ™ the cross.

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@Mathewh They shouldn’t, so long as it’s not red. Blue Cross Blue Shield will if it’s blue, but other than that… you might be safe.

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@Mathewh Nice. Wouldn’t have thought of the others. I go to crosses and the Rod of Asclepius for medical stuff.

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@Mathewh I’d go with the outline of a head, and a hospital cross in there…… or just an outline of marbles, which would suck.

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@mezzoblue Fair enough. All made up words aside, it seems to have a good feel, and I love the openness.

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@mezzoblue The laundrodining is certainly unique.

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@cliftonite Guess I should have responded to that email… I just always track in the same timezone. Offset is considered for display only.

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I’ve used the “I think I hear my mom calling me” line to escape multiple conversations today.

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@DavidStensrud Yeah. It’s horrible. The go karts probably seal the deal. Governed electric motors that go 1mph.

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@beep <insert animated gif of somebody touching the side of their nose/>

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@LDSchurch Double-knot your shoes, and write in your journal. Not at the same time.

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No postcard ever: “Currently 0° F, with a high of 23° F today. Wish you were here!”

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Redeeming an iTunes gift card with the camera is crazy fast. I’ve heard others say as much, but I just didn’t _really_ get it until now.

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My first food of the year was bacon. It’ll only get worse from here.

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I haven’t used the bathroom or changed my clothes all year.

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