The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

October 2013

cliftonlabrum A convenient new feature in iOS 7: d.pr/i/GBcD

via Tweetbot for iOS (retweeted on 8:43 PM, Oct 31st, 2013 via Tweetbot for iOS)

Hey Employer, I’ll make you a trade: save your money/time on all the Halloween stuff, and just give me the day off instead.

via web

@Support I’d love to be able to disable the new automatic showing of inline images while using the desktop website.

via web

@tapbots Fastest insta-buy in a while.

via web in reply to tapbots

@chockenberry I THINK THEY MEANT CHOCKLOCK RT @FactHive TODAY IS INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY!

via web in reply to FactHive

@Mathewh It would be more notable to say you _didn’t_ feel like eating poutine for dinner tonight… then we’d know something was wrong.

via web in reply to Mathewh

@cliftonite More like “You ordered something they told you all along would ship Oct 28. Then, you left the country as the date approached.”

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to cliftonlabrum

willie I do not want your paperless billing unless you can offer me a PDF attachment to an email as a replacement.

via Echofon (retweeted on 7:57 AM, Oct 18th, 2013 via Tweetbot for iOS)

@BeeKeepr @MathieuVuitton It’s important to note they found this in lab rats. It’s technically true, but that’s like saying bug zappers kill

via web in reply to BeeKeepr

@Draplin What’s the best way to convey a good hug, a pat on the back, and a compassionate ear through a tweet? Insert that here.

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to Draplin

@willie Pretty tasty stuff. I like the sweet and salty combo. I hope Jake has a great time and learns a lot.

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to willie

@willie The real question is - how much goes to my waistline? flic.kr/p/gyJZbG

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to willie

@cliftonite And their national igloo.

via web in reply to cliftonlabrum

@willie Scouts + your son = sold. Double Caramel Crunch with a hint of cheese, on its way.

via web in reply to willie

Hey guys, I just learned my Indian name: “Walks with a creaking sound in his left knee”. Fearsome, I know.

via Tweetbot for iOS

@notch The important thing is just to make something you’d want to play, don’t give up, and be okay with the fact you won’t please everyone.

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to notch

@DavidStensrud “Why is there a piece of shoe on your head?”

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to DavidStensrud

@DavidStensrud Every time they say “church” you take the sacrament? HashtagNotTheDrinkingYouHadInMind

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to DavidStensrud

@gilbertglee NaN != Naan. That’s the best joke I could come up with there.

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to gilbertglee

@jasonlynes I knew this day would come. We’re not talking until this series is done. (Not that we’ve ever really talked before.)

via web in reply to jasonlynes

I’m going to stop reading books, since the authors I like keep dying.

via web