The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

June 2009

Fact: medical conditions only improve between the time you make the appointment and the time you have the appointment.

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.@cliftonite “Industrial strength” is at least better than “fiduciary strength” or “auto-industrial strength”

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The idiot on the chip commercials who wipes his hand down his shirt after crumbling a bunch of chips - he deserves to have a dirty shirt.

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Left hand’s thumb pit has hurt for more than a week. No clue what I did. Time to call in support.

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@Blazeorange Don’t try and cover up your delusional self-image on twitter.

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@Blazeorange You’re not famous, so that’s not going to work

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I never thought one of my own kids would be one of those losers who likes Christmas music in June.

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I think if I were an astronaut I’d wear shoes while in space… if for no other benefit than the arch support.

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Nice finishing volley. was clearly the tone-setter of the match. Should be a great final.

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If I drank, I’d buy a drink for the creator of Media Rage. Great app.

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My wife is going to be pretty upset if he really did die.

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I’m betting somebody threw a bucket of water on him and he started to melt.

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Some grown-ups sulk worse/more than a child. Pretty pathetic.

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Unsurprising how dumb some companies are. http://fixoutlook.org

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@danielpunkass I think it was better phrased on Movable Type’s blog post about it… http://bit.ly/1WL173

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@shauninman Some of the preference options don’t clearly say what the option does. There’s more than one way to skin a cat/list a preference

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@rainnwilson Post twitpocalypse protection of your son != post apocalypse protection of your son. Mosquitos are better than canibals ;)

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It’s amazing how many emails I don’t remember sending myself for medications I didn’t know I took to help with problems I didn’t know I had.

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My job sounds more delicious if I say I work with “taterbases” instead of databases. Now… to inner join some fries to my mouth.

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Two kids are enough for us, at least for a while.

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How to gain freedom from the oppression of too many kids and too little space:
http://yfrog.com/5gvvhj

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In a REALLY pissy mood due to a nearly perfect storm. All things suffering because of the mood.

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Especially impressive considering Fever’s launch this week.

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5 kids for 4 days in 3 bedrooms = 2 tired adults and 1 sure way to make sure you want 0 more kids (at least for a while)

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@shauninman Happy payday. Lots of work, and hopefully lots of customers.

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Congrats to @shauninman for Feedafever.com. Truly a freakin’ fabulous app, and something I’ve been wanting for a long time. Awesome.

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@cliftonite Combine the chocklock with twitterrific 2.0.2’s release (2.0.1 got hit by the twitpocalypse) and you get a tweet like my last 1

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NOW BACK WITH THE POWER OF CHOCKLOCK IN TO OH TOO EYE AM SO GLAD THIS GOT FIXORED AFTER THE TWITPOCALYPSE WITCH GAV ME SUM PROBLEMS K THXBAI

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Up early to beat the rush.

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Performing first aid on your own kid is never fun - even for a scraped knee.

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Finished 1/6th of my current audio book… don’t have the other 5/6ths with me. Awkward to stop mid-story when you’re not prepared.

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Thank you anonymous emailer, but what on earth would lead you to believe I sell rocket-shaped stress balls, especially in the hundreds?

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@Blazeorange That Oregon feeling is back, no thanks to you. Blargh!!

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@danbenjamin Here’s a freebie… it’s not really a mile high ala Jetsons… it’s actually on the ground.

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@chockenberry 113 @ responses to people about twitterriffic “failing” seems like more than one kick

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@cliftonite If you don’t want to get a headache, stick with regular.

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Haven’t gotten enough sleep the past couple of nights. Extra surly.

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Crispix aka Airix

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Sure fire way to make sure you go cross-eyed: get sunburned bad enough that your nose peels.

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Can’t get a fairly disturbing image out of my mind. Potential solution: don’t read any more books.

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If I had a nickel for every time I decided not send a composed tweet, I still wouldn’t have very much money.

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I’d consider myself to be a judicious user of windshield wipers.

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@BrandonSandrson What a traveshamockery… it would have been nice to see smelt just once more.

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@Blazeorange Don’t try to cover up your true self.

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Enjoying the cooler temperatures by sitting on the balcony, sipping a drink with my wife.

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Airplanes are totally cool. I feel like a kid when I watch them fly.

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Haven’t used twitter during work for the past two days. Felt like I got lots done.

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Watching planes practice for an upcoming air show. Such an amazing demonstration of power.

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@cameronmoll It’d sure make my day if I won a Kindle… and shipping would be super cheap, as in free.

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@adamengst Hopefully these issues with Barclay’s wont impact your feelings towards the English Premier League

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