The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

March 2010

Unemployed. Well…. until tomorrow morning at 9 AM.

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FYI, I tend to look at your right eye when speaking with you.

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@rands “You must be referring to somebody else. That person is stupid.”

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to rands

@willie Bangerter and 126th. This will be the 4th or 5th (that I know of) in the area.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to willie

They’re building an In-n-Out right by our new home. I just moved away from the first one in the area. Obviously they can’t stay away from me

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Tylenol PM = A sure-fire way to make sure I get no more than one hour of sleep on a red-eye. Thanks modern medicine!

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Honolulu airport is notably absent of convenient electrical outlets. Phone will die before we get back.

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Killing time before going to the airport. In a little more than 12 hours I’ll be home, dead tired, and staring at a grim day of exhaustion.

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Our View from Maui for the Week http://flic.kr/p/7NBY2U

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Starting one of the longest days of my life. Hawaii may be a fabulous vacation spot, but next time I need to NOT take a red-eye flight back.

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Fire knife dance != Fire and Ice Dance && Fire knife dance != Fried Egg DancdLeleLuau

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Fire and Ice Dance != Fried Egg Dance

FYI

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E’iota is the winner of the third course. A fresh ceviche-ish plate. Thanks Tahiti.

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Not cucko for the Country Green Duck Salad, but I liked the Kuku patties. Also Aotearoa is a word I can’t pronounce easily.

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Already saw dancing half naked women and men. Not sure what’s going to be different from here on out.

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Feast at Lele Luau - a final huzzah http://flic.kr/p/7Nukvf

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Just fired down a Moco Loco at Cheeseburger in Paradise in Lahaina, Maui, Hawaii. You’re not here.

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@cliftonite Sorry you get sea sick. Some of us don’t. Me included. Free willy.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to cliftonlabrum

Whale watching. On a boat. Off Maui.

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Sitting in the shade, reading a book, listening to birds, the ocean, and seeing random whales swim past in the ocean.

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Bananas Foster at Kapalua Plantation Course Clubhouse, Maui - FTfreakinW

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Next stop: Honolulu.

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Favorite New York pizza place, FTW http://flic.kr/p/7M5Zph

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@willie Yep. Buy a meal (today) get the same meal free (before the 31st). An empty register after three calls for “next” is fair game.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to willie

Pretty much just cut in an insanely long line, and nobody seemed to notice. Chick-fil-a, FTW.

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I favorite things because I like to pretend “favorite” is a verb.

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MT-Twitter - a perfect combination of Twitter to Movable Type. Highly recommended. http://l.lbs.im/o

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The journey to become a stalker begins with a single step.

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@willie As long as your son has the conch, he’ll be alright.

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to willie

Just found out we were paying the neighbor’s gas bill for the 3 years we lived in our prior home.

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Sick = four letter word

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I got the Mac Heist bundle. 7 fantastic apps worth $260+ for just $20 and got 3 cool bonus apps free! http://bit.ly/heist-it

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@Ihnatko What about Photoshop? Does that qualify as even less reliable and more successful?

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Ihnatko

Movable Type, I’m sorry for messing around behind your back. I tried WP again, and came right back.

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Already on the inevitable mental wind-down that happens between one job and the next.

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Waking up too early, 4 days in a row. Busy mind. News soon.

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