The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

September 2013

How long is the @panic truck in Transmit (née Transit) going to keep the old logo?

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I must be a frickin’ genius. “@FactHive: Studies show that talking to yourself makes you smarter.”

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@cliftonite I disagree. Mine are basically like this —|, and I nearly have the seam dead center in from of me.

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@cliftonite Yep. Not as good as the first, but still fun and funny.

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My review of Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2 in the style of Flint Lockwood’s acronyms of his excessively long named inventions: NB.

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@hthunsaker Less canned beans. More canned green beans. Amiright?

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@therobfoster Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand there went the past hour when I should have been sleeping.

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A guy is audibly snoring at his desk.

For the second time.

Today.

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I want to declare blog bankruptcy, and just start from scratch. Is that a bad thing?

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Really, neighbors? For that? No college sports victory is worth wasting perfectly good fireworks.

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Welcome to a day in which I very intentionally wear neither red nor blue. I’m just not into college sports.

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No offense, but I’m about to offend you.

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Alright, bring on Mavericks.

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@cliftonite It’d be great, but they’re about as likely to do that as they would to license OS X or iOS.

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@cliftonite More importantly, there’s Utah’s first LEGO store opening in Fashion Place on October 4th.

stores.lego.com/en-us/stores/u…

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OH (in a bathroom): “Oops… I’ll get it.”

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@igolfpro Honestly I forgot about that post. It was a long time ago. Thanks for the comment. Wendy’s is probably still best a BYOS place.

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@gruber Apple asked for a few beta testers (who were willing to give their right arm). They settled for a few fingers.

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The nerd’s kryptonite: pizza. Despite that, I’m about to witness strength in the face of pizza.

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@cliftonite Sink-o. Maybe that’s what the S stands for!!!1! iPhone 5 sink-o. Catering to a different demographic. Should’ve run spell check.

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I think the “s” actually stands for “skippable”

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Had my phone by my computer, and tried to drag my mouse to its screen.

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@cameronmoll Can’t talk. Reading Apple event stuff.

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@Mathewh Daily updates are a bit much for me, especially since this thing isn’t supposed to finish for another year and half.

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How long until we turn off the updates for Mighty No. 9?

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@stevenf Thanks for helping us all feel old.

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Finished another project yesterday. Thanks again, @FieldNotesBrand. flic.kr/p/fMtWpn

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@hthunsaker I hope you’re taking care of yourself out there.

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Just bought a piano.

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@chockenberry TOO BAD HE’S FORGOTTEN THE POWER OF THE CHOCK. ENGAGE FLESHY PALM!!1!ONE!!

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@honeydesign Mind sharing the recipe for that butternut squash ravioli? It looks heavenly.

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@lyszamania When you sign up there, basically l.lbs.im/1i shows more years. What I show are the Hot 100.

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@lyszamania That link was for Billboard dot biz. Silly URL converter.

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@lyszamania I got them straight from their site (behind their paywall). Technically it was l.lbs.im/1h.

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@cliftonite For someone that use wifi so much, I’m not sure why LTE matters.

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Hiked up to Stewart Falls, behind Mount Timpanogas. Not a great idea with a toddler on your shoulders.

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