The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

February 2017

@PatrickRothfuss Insert joke here about you ordering submarines, not sandwiches.

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@danthat “tappy ratyr” was a precursor - a point we’re all now realizing.

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A fellow @RideUTA rider is falling asleep, but seems to be bobbing his head to the music in my headphones.

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Wait. What if he’s doing his whole negotiation tactic, but with cabinet members, etc, and we’re just flushing the most extreme options?

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kidnoble RT if you’re a product of the public school system.

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@dubsmith919 This needs more exclamation point(s). Sad!

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I’ll be pronouncing the end of “Triscuit” like the end of “Jesuit” from now on, fyi.

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@shauninman Karabiner has an option to do that if you use an external keyboard…

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@rands I’d be like that guy who finally went… then climbed back up to try to convince his friend. Then I’d go again. Then never again.

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