The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

November 2012

@waxpancake @shauninman My mistake. I see you there on the first page. I’m keeping my fingers crossed for it.

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@waxpancake Any love for @shauninman’s Retro Game Crunch Kickstarter? l.lbs.im/15

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@cameronmoll Skin stapling is great and all, but the Swingline 747 is great. Very sturdy, never has mis-stapled for me. l.lbs.im/14

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How about a fetid feta fête? Is that a thing?

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“Feta” and “Fetid” sound similar. Coincidence?

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@cliftonite Don’t kid yourself… it’ll cost you. They’ll collect, somehow.

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@Blazeorange Not sure how much I’d want to brag about that one, Mayor. I mean, Mr. Mayor.

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Happy let’s-try-to-relive-our-glory-days-by-acting-like-we-were-good-at-a-sport-but-we’ll-probably-just-get-hurt-because-we’re-old Day!

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@stevealfandre Wrong. I’m judging you for even admitting it.

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@therobfoster Especially because you can just walk in the exit (and buy hotdogs/pizza), and they don’t check you.

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@thomasjordan @rands And maybe a avg-not-replies number as well. And avg daily retweets. And coefficient of nerdiness.

I’ll show myself out

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@Mathewh OS X Terminal > yes “wub” | xargs say

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Fine, I admit it. I can enjoy some dubstep. If that means we can’t be friends, I understand.

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If I eat Top Ramen for lunch, but add Sriracha, can I still be called a foodie?

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@jasonsantamaria Fortunately, it’s a simple function-Return to get the Enter on the wireless keyboard. It’s easily remembered/used.

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Slinky® “Ruined in less than 5 minutes, or you’re an adult.”

If you have at least one tangled or bent Slinky in your home, please RT.

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Remember when you used to send emails as a way to communicate with someone personally?

Good times.

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The rebel helmets in Return of the Jedi look like bottomed-out upside down dog bowls.

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@stevenf Clearly not enough poorly faked self loathing.

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@rands A completely silent pause, followed by an intake of breath.

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@notch Check out Retro Game Crunch on KickStarter. Indie Devs, FTW: l.lbs.im/13

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I swear, I’ve given @shauninman more money than any other complete stranger on twitter. And I’ve never been disappointed by his work.

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shauninman Messrs. @rustym, @8bitmatt, and I want to make six games in six months. And we need your help! kickstarter.com/projects/shaun…

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@michaelianblack But a TV show, like “You’re Whole”, as a pun is okay. Got it.

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“Snow” is a four-letter word.

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It’s the lady with a flag in her hair that really wins.

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@cabel Wordpress != Blogger.

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Non-swing-state presidential voting seems pointless, but I did it anyway.

Now lets all stop talking about politics for a while.

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@jasonlynes This reminds me that @cliftonite said I should contact you about some SQL-fu for @passionfruitads.

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@amishrobot Pretty sure if you apply Skunk Anal Gland essential oil, they’ll stop talking to you about essential oils.

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