The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

May 2009

Now that the last known survivor of the Titanic died, can we pretend the movie never shamed the silver screen?

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@Blazeorange I know how you feel. I did the same thing just a few days ago.

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@danbenjamin Even without the extra info in the game, you’re still not paying attention, but doing other things ie twitter

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No, one of those plastic mats for a rolling office chair does not fit in my literal closet office.

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iPhoto family yearbooks for 2008 arrived yesterday. They’re better than 2007’s. Very cool.

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Thrilled with the UEFA Champions League final outcome. Not so much in favor of the winner as opposed to the loser.

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@cameronmoll Only an annoyed person who wants to see if they can adjust the setting for the message to make it “urgent”

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Whoever invented the whole lots-of-wires-to-hold-pieces-to-a-cardboard-boxed-toy thing, deserves to be shot.

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They shouldn’t call it a “Sand and Water Table” but a “Will be turned into a giant muddy mess within 10 minutes Table.”

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Blue-screened… first time in years. Go figure.

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@cliftonite You’d have your face ripped off, and not because of the acceleration, but because of the cheetah’s claws.

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Talked to a guy tonight who’s still using OS 9 on a G3, and he wants to upgrade because his bank’s website stopped working with IE 5 for mac

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There’s a new Zelda coming out later this year? Dumb name, but I’m still excited: http://bit.ly/spirittrac…

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Paint can fell on upstairs neighbor’s balcony. It looks much more artistic when splattered on my balcony.

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Slight sunburn from last nights swimming and today’s baseball game.

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Mid-day baseball game instead of work, FTW. http://yfrog.com/e59dfj

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First swim of the year. Let the winter be officially over.

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I completely understand why real maple syrup sometimes comes in a bottle shaped like a flask.

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My father is a good man.

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Staring blankly at a computer screen is how I exhaustion.

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@adamengst And it’d be a shame to ruin your fairly new Mac Pro. In all honesty, I doubt a mildly damp tea towel would hurt, but why risk it.

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@adamengst You mean water and electronics don’t go together? That’s crazy talk! ;)

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Unfortunately my palindrome’s execution time was not also a palindrome… 6:31:04. Glad it’s done.

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About to perform a palindrome import… 651156 records. Spooky.

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@adamengst Put a damp tea towel over those buns and they’ll rise even better… nothing like warm humidity for proofing dough

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@rands You could follow your twintuition and put a hash on it

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@Blazeorange I’ll remember this day as the day you continued not to support Laser Voice

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@Blazeorange I’ll remember this as the day you supported Laser Voice.

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There’s always someone out there with more data than you.

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Finished transitioning ~180 bookmarks from an old feed from ma.gnolia to my self-hosted version. What a pain.

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Verdict: with an extra 5 minutes, of turned out perfectly. Note to self: double the butter in other recipes.

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Accidentally doubled the butter in the cornbread. Will it rock, or fail… 30-40 minutes to find out… <sigh>

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Going back and bookmarking old bookmarks. Sure would be nice if ma.gnolia had never crashed and burned. Grrr.

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@rands Nerd. Tainted by the movies documenting their revenge.

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GOTTA SPEL IT RITE FOR IT TOO WERK, UNLIKE TEH CHOCKLOCK

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I wonder how many people are typing tweets just to enable the new features in the new awesomeness which is known as Twitterrific for iPhone.

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Not sure I’ve ever listened to an audio book with a female performer as the only reader. Maybe this book isn’t intended for males.

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2.0, WITH CHOCKLOCK BUILT IN

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@stevenf Should have told Trent Reznor that

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Saw a clueless guy with his shirt untucked 4/5ths of the way, and 1/5th tucked into his underwear - 6 inches above his pants.

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Cinco de Mayo - a yearly reminder that winning a battle doesn’t mean you’ll win a war.

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@danielpunkass Happy commemoration of The Battle of Puebla to you.

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Nothing like XML issues to keep you up until some horrible hour.

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Got my copy of http://bit.ly/SzafL today in the mail from @cameronmoll. Much more stunning than anticipated. Very slick.

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Wolverine sure seemed to have lost a lot of muscle after, er, I mean before the surgery.

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@cameronmoll I’m excited to win that Kindle 2 (and Kiva credit). Nothing like a local winner to cut back on delivery costs. ;)

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Just to make my Layer Tennis opinion known this week (though I may be late). What a great match.

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Celtics vs Bulls series was better than expected. I still think the Cavs look the best so far. Hope the Spurs rest well this summer.

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What ever happened to the Leopard-only version of TextMate that was supposed to come out?

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Convinced my daughter that Gibberish is an official language, I know how to speak it, and I have taught her select phrases in it.

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Why is Microsoft still providing download time estimates for 56k? Do people know what that means anymore?

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Are the reconstituted peas or corn kernals the worst part of the cup (‘o) noodles?

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