The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

February 2012

I saved my calculations for my Elevation Dock weight guess, just in case I actually win, and they ask me how I did it.

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I’m pretty sure a real donkey wouldn’t be so depressed about losing his tail.

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@Paulseys Have them ship your boots to my place, then I’ll ship ‘em on to the UK….

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Just pulled another tooth. It’s lots easier when it isn’t yours.

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At some point somebody truly will send the BEST regards ever, and the rest of us will need to acknowledge that ours are, at best, 2nd best.

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@bobby Fischer, why’d you go all anti-US and not just stick to chess? (PS, your movie was just okay)

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@cliftonite P.S. I won’t hold my breath for that $1M. Also, we trashed our Foreman because it just makes dry meat. Charcoal, FTW.

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@cliftonite Not BLAZING, but hot. Those wet paper towels will heat up, and steam your grill, making it super easy to wipe right off. NBD.

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@cliftonite After you cook, wet a couple pair of paper towels, gently squeeze them out, lay them inside the unplugged grill, and voila.

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OH: “Why do you have hands? So you can pull down your pants.”

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Unsubscribed from @threadless newsletters completely. I finally had to admit that their not-very-new email format is totally useless.

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Right-click in the message-entry field in Messages to insert screen shots or other images. Handy.

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@danielpunkass Or at least put Messages into the background. That seemed to work for me.

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Installed a fresh copy of Windows XP (SP 3, no less). 110 updates to go. I love OS X.

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I found out today that I got a new boss 12 days ago. Businessing in action. That’s a verb now.

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@manton Much like the Violent Femmes (with regards to the double space, then backspace for the period), “I do it all the time! (yeah yeah)”

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@DavidStensrud That just makes them extra fruity, and you’re the loopy one.

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Just left a meeting. Totally aced it. Those things are graded, right?

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@pixelworkers A travishamockery, but I look forward to the day. If only I could live in Gary, Indiana, I’d have both a song and a t-shirt ;)

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@pixelworkers Might those living near The Great Salt Lake be in luck, or just those up by the HOMES?

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@willie An image I posted to Droplr. Of a spreadsheet. About feelings about spreadsheets. d.pr/QN5n

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@willie It’s true. People love spreadsheets. d.lbs.im/QN5n

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@stevenf YOU ARE THE BEST AUDIO REMASTERERER AND EDIT PERSON EVER (SAID IN THE STYLE OF CHOCK)

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@cliftonite Not sure why you haven’t banished Newsstand to a proper sub folder… twitpic.com/8f6cei

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I’m really non-confrontational about some things, but I’d rather not talk about it.

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@notch You get all twisted up with them, leaving debris everywhere. And despair. And death.

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@dcharrison Maybe I just need to make more Airplane! references, or post links to YouTube. www.youtube.com/watch?&a…

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@FieldNotesBrand Although the new Red is nice, the reason I bought so many Fire Spotters was because of the dot grid, not the color red.

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@danielpunkass Now if only you could get the librarian to buy MarsEdit, you’d be set.

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Heard a Jambox in person. Although it has some good uses, I’m thrilled I didn’t buy one sight unseen. (P.S. I love my Sonos Play:5)

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