The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

December 2009

Finishing this year off on a high note - beat my wife three games in a row at Racko. Suck on that, 2009.

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Whoever invented glitter needs to be punched.

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Your mom goes to college. No, seriously. She does.

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Unread count brought down from 1500+ to 0 in 1 day. Really, I love Fever. http://l.lbs.im/j

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7 days away from home. 12 missed calls on home phone. 1 message. Not sure why I pay for that thing.

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When we started this visit they were awake at 6. Now we’re at the end of it and they’re waking up at almost 8. Nice vacation.

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If Magic tape were truly magic, it would wrap these gifts by itself.

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@taddgiles Careful with that front left wheel. It might deck the car, not the halls.

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Found (#2): All my old GI Joes http://flic.kr/p/7pTZWp

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I know this is lame, but I’m so glad to have a printer at home. It really sucks to try & remember to print elsewhere. PS, Laser printers FTW

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16 days before physically returning to work. Let’s do this vacation right.

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Just broke down in a movie after the characters were in a car accident. Obviously I’m still not over this.

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A night full of dreams is a night empty of quality sleep.

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Christmas miracle. Thank you.

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@willie Trailing it all over the place *really* sucks. “How long have I had it on there?” At least bird crap is fairly immediately obvious.

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@willie Besides touching it accidentally? Maybe having a bird crap on your face (or near your mouth)… that might be worse.

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Tried using one of my two widescreen monitors in portrait for a day. It sucked. Monitor is probably too small.

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One of my most common typos is to move the last “t” of the first word to combine with the second word in “about it”. Mildly embarrassing.

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Buying a new (to me) Toyota Highlander. Family car 3.0.

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Filling out insurance paperwork. Unfun.

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@willie As a replacement, I’d suggest SuperDuper to an airport extreme-attached hard drive. Works like a charm.

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Still pretty peeved that Michael Crichton died.

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@rands What about WoW factor? Does that make you want to level-up?

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Whoever coined “the joys of home-ownership” obviously didn’t shovel enough snow.

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@cameronmoll We’ll pretend you didn’t work with Gilbert and that it was accidental he won.

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@willie So many times it sure seems like they’re a parallel universe down there. Or Alaska, though I’m not sure physics work the same there.

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Comfortable in letting at least two domains lapse. Maybe 3.

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RT @cliftonite I have redesigned my freelance + portfolio site. Have a look: http://fusionfox.com

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A not very well guarded secret: I hate shopping for cars.

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It’s official. The car is totaled. Oh well.

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Scabs from airbag burn on my hand itch like crazy. Must. not. itch.

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FYI, the actual bud of the earbud is fairly important. Try not to lose it.

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@rands Time for another FriendDA…

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Okay, NOW it’s appropriate to listen to Christmas music. Not in June.

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