The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

October 2011

@rands That’s just something old people say.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to rands

14.8 lbs of candy + 2 kids = no chance they’ll ever know how much of it we’ll take/eat/trash.

via Tweetbot for iOS

@Paulseys Lol. Uh, you missed a spot, or something. ;)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to Paulseys

Okay Miami Herald, don’t print a full-page ad/congratulations for the Rangers tomorrow.

via Tweetbot for iOS

Every team @gruber picked to win a series this post season lost.

via Tweetbot for iOS

@chockenberry IF THE EYECON ISN’T A BLUE CIRKEL IT DOESN’T BELONG ON MY OS AMIRIGHT

via Twitter for Mac in reply to chockenberry

I’m pretty sure that Donald Trump is just wearing butterscotch cotton candy on his head. Prove me wrong.

via Twitter for Mac

@panic The phone verification called me twice - while I was on the phone with it already, it left a voicemail. Julie’s questions were great.

via Twitter for Mac

@Dodgers Nice typo(s?) on that page. Have you parents help you spell check. ;)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to Dodgers

@cliftonite It would have been awesome if you would have yelled “The buck stops here!” right after. AmIRight?!

via Twitter for Mac in reply to cliftonlabrum

@cliftonite That’s the cheap way to get yourself some doe.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to cliftonlabrum

A dozen spewings throughout the night.

via Twitter for Mac

Did I just miss the whole “pull down at the top of the screen on iOS and access a bunch of stuff” feature notification?

via Twitter for Mac

@rands They missed Wall Street’s estimates, but not their own guidance. twitter.com/macjournals/st…

via Twitter for Mac in reply to rands

@chockenberry GIVE HER SOME GREEN IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

via Twitter for Mac in reply to chockenberry

iOS 5 doesn’t resume playing audiobooks at double speed if you get a phone call while listening, FYI.

via Twitter for Mac

Back to back iCloud emails: Welcome. Your storage is almost full, but you can buy more. <sigh />

via Twitter for Mac

@willie Yeah, it’s a mailing list thing right now. I imagine it’ll show up soon enough.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to willie

Pretty excited for the new @FieldNotesBrand Fire Spotter Edition. That new dot grid pattern is awesome.

via Twitter for Mac

@Mathewh @theniffer I think I mentioned this last year or maybe the year before, but it’s our anniversary as well (9 years). Congrats!

via Twitter for Mac in reply to Mathewh

Just got a paper cut. Hello weekend.

via Twitter for Mac

Thought different.

via Tweetbot for iOS

Totally unrelated to what you’re watching/reading right now: youtube.com/watch?v=VJNBfB…

via Twitter for Mac

Cancelled my Netflix account. No hard feelings, I promise.

via Twitter for Mac

@enkulu Very very cool. It’ll be fun to watch it all unfold. Be sure to take full advantage of the open house. Great missionary opportunity.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to enkulu

@enkulu Where in South Africa are you? Will the Durban Temple be closer for you, or are you way out in Cape Town or something like that?

via Twitter for Mac in reply to enkulu

bluthquotes to return for fourth season. bluthfamilyreunion.com/41/arrested-de… Taste the happy.

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 7:00 PM, Oct 2nd, 2011 via Twitter for Mac)