The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

July 2014

LayerTennis Thanks for being REALLY REALLY REALLY patient.

layertennis.com

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@jjustice @willie Be sure to enable it in the account settings. I’ve found that iCloud works better than TweetMarker. flic.kr/p/ouUiuy

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@willie I love the Tweetbot family of apps. Perfect syncing. Effective interfaces.

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@hthunsaker I wish the first one said “Paul” instead, though honestly, I’m sick of that guy getting paid with my money.

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This is how I ______________. <link to animated gif/>

Nailed it.

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@MenInBlazers Just drove past an NBC Sports semi. Glad, but also disappointed, to see Rebecca Lowe wasn’t driving it.

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@cliftonlabrum I’m geeking out over both the personal history, as well as the design and style of the ticket stubs, clippings, letters, etc.

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Found my grandmother’s scrapbook from a year-long trip to England and Europe in 1947-8. It’s amazing.

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@hthunsaker As I would say to somebody who thinks they know everything, “Sounds like you’ve got it all figured out.” And just walk away.

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Unrelated: my World Cup bracket is shot. Again.

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Where’s the animated gif for a post-conference-call-self-immolation?

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Words said in a prayer that I don’t think I’ve said before: “I’m thankful for hot water.”

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My non-typo version: I told my kids I’d give them $1 if they could lick the end of their elbow. They tried for 30 minutes. Good times.

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@cliftonlabrum You’ve never seen their elbows. Really hard to like those things. Horrific things. Easy to lick. Hard to like.

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@FortuneCookieBI I… don’t know. That shower was pretty bad. I’ll take the bill over experiencing that daily.

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Water heater broke. Not looking forward to my morning shower.

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Told my kids I’d give them $1 if they could like the end of their elbow. Best. Thing. Ever.

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These days Fletch would have had a second person in the room with Dr. Jellyfingers.

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Okay. I’ll bite. I’m ⌛️😴🏄 on Emojli, because, like @rands, I sign up for nearly everything… and rarely stick around.

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