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March 2017

I introduce doubt into your business.

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I almost tweeted about something political. Close call.

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@darth Independent of “salad”, I hope you’ve tried lime juice on honeydew. It’s delicious tbh I am serious

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@stevekovach @darth Gets the fries, but goes bottled instead of fountain? Figures.

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For when you own plot 1 and 3, but not 2. twitter.com/CNN/status/845…

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@Mathewh in the style of “Why do teenage girls always walk around in groups of odd numbers?”

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@rands Anyone who doesn’t understand the reference is doing _so_ much better than I.

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But hey, it’s your choice. I’m just discouraging you from doing it.

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In case you’re contemplating it, allow me to discourage you from placing that new tattoo on your face.

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@rands It would still take nearly four years for the product to ship…

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@beep “THAT’S A JOKE, BOY. I SAY A JOKE!” - Twitterhorn Foghorn

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@darth That’s me jumping into another box, totally oblivious to what’s in store. It’s just the personal space tbh

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The boot is my favorite piece. Good thing I don’t have to buy the game again. twitter.com/APEastRegion/s…

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@AndyCole84 Kudos for the matching number of ‘hi’

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Walk into work today with a homemade apple pie like… pic.twitter.com/cJ83H26ski

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@lauraolin
Oodie-boodie
Booder-chow
Chow face
Pepperoncini

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@dayoneapp Is there a way to adjust the formatting of the rendered markdown? (line height, indentation, margins, etc) Even if it’s xml…

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@shauninman cc, you. Worth a look through their other tweets. twitter.com/ktwfc/status/8…

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@rands I think you now want to know if there will also be more Daft Punk as well.

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@microbezoo It was a “Why do you keep calling me, then backing away from me? I just want a belly scratch…” look. (answer: for a photo)

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@PipNAndy They’ll suck you in every time. :)

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@darth She sooooooo wants a belly scratch, it’s ridiculous.

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Just saw a woman get out of her motorized shopping cart and take off her oxygen tubes, in order to put condiments on her hotdog.

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